Thursday, August 26, 2021
Review Roundup!
Thursday, April 21, 2016
The Vibe Episode Revisted
Stuff we talked about in Episode 3:
The Perfume of the Lady in Black
Torso
Lady Frankenstein
Amuck!
The House by the Cemetery
The Creeping Flesh
The Torture Chamber of Dr. Sadism
The Ghost
Murder Obsession
Phenomena
Shock
Lisa and the Devil
The Hanging Woman
The Devil's Wedding Night
Anthropophagus
Death Smiles at Murder
Zeder
Tragic Ceremony
A Whisper in the Dark
Night of the Devils
Werewolf Woman
The Sect
Terror Creatures from the Grave
Eye in the Labyrinth
Liz & Helen
Spasmo
Crimes of the Black Cat
Death Carries a Cane
The Iguana with the Tongue of Fire
The Blood Stained Shadow
So Sweet, So Dead
Amuck!
The Dead are Alive
A Smile Before Death
So Sweet, So Perverse
Death Steps in the Dark
The Sweet Body of Deborah
Death Haunts Monica
Spirits of Death
Eyeball
Vampires' Night Orgy
Horror Express
A Candle for the Devil
The Abandoned
La Residencia AKA The House that Screamed
Who Can Kill a Child?
A Bell from Hell
Tombs of the Blind Dead
The Blood Spattered Bride
Symptoms
The Living Dead at Manchester Morgue
Vampyros Lesbos
Rites of Frankenstein
Night of the Skull
A Virgin Among the Living Dead
Eugenie de Sade
Bloody Moon
Kiss Me, Monster
Hunchback of the Morgue
Blue Eyes of the Broken Doll
Werewolf Shadow
Horror Rises from the Tomb
Exorcism
Night of the Werewolf
Human Beasts
Vengeance of the Mummy
Vengeance of the Zombies
Panic Beats
Dr. Jekyll vs. the Wolfman
The Swamp of the Ravens
Hammer horror movies:
Brides of Dracula
Blood from the Mummy's Tomb
Nightmare
Dracula has Risen from the Grave
Captain Kronos: Vampire Hunter
Countess Dracula
Vampire Circus
Taste the Blood of Dracula
Paranoiac
Monday, December 7, 2015
The Moviethon Vlog - The Unseenly - Frankenstein and the Monster from Hell
Thursday, October 1, 2015
Fang Of Joy #3 is out now!!
Tuesday, February 11, 2014
Wednesday, September 18, 2013
Tuesday, August 27, 2013
Doomed Moviethon presents Fang Of Joy
Special thanks to my homies: Brad and Elizabeth Hogue, Scott MacDonald, and Jeffrey Canino for contributing to the zine. My wife LeEtta Schmidt for drawing the cover. And special thanks to Druid Lord and Orgasmo Sonore for agreeing to be interviewed.
Attention shoppers! Every issue sold goes towards the printing of issue two!
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Friday, July 6, 2012
Guest Post: Norman J. Warrenthon
Somehow I had never watched a film by British horror director Norman J. Warren. I had it in my head that his films were cheap and honestly not that good. Being a fella that enjoys a good theme and a good moviethon, Elizabeth and I decided to give him a shot. Here's a shocker: I was wrong. Minor (not much) spoilers ahead.
Satan's Slave 1976
Warren had made a couple of successful sex comedies and when time came to make a third he decided that he didn't want to be known as a sexploitation director. So he spent several years putting together financing for his debut horror film Satan's Slave (A.K.A. Evil Heritage, I like the title Satan's Slave much better.) Armed with a script from Pete Walker mainstay David McGillivray (writer of House Of Whipcord, The Confessional, and Schizo) and starring Michael Gough, Satan's Slave is a charming little film. In fact that is one of the things that several of Warren's films have going for them: charm. I've mentioned before that if you had a British horror coin in the 70's (sans Hammer and Amicus) with Pete Walker on one side Warren would be on the other. Where Pete's films are maybe a little more professional in the budget department Warren compensates with ingenuity and enthusiasm. The story here, of a young woman named Catherine who may be the reincarnation of a ancient witch who goes to stay with her possibly head of a Satanic cult uncle, who may be trying to fully revive said ancient witch in her body, is nothing new. But it is all carried out quite nicely in widescreen with great practical gore effects, a restrained performance from Gough, and a very nice set piece in the form of a country estate. The gore scenes are nicely paced with the rest of the film so that when they appear they really pop. I watched this from one of Mill Creek's trusty public domain horror packs and it is is in widescreen. There is a new DVD coming from Scorpion Releasing with extra features that is supposed to be uncut for the first time ever. As we will see later with Terror, Scorpion does a fantastic job with their releases so I will definitely be picking up Satan's Slave from them.
See Richard's review here.
Prey 1978
Next Warren had a chance to utilize a professional, top notch film crew that was in between productions, provided that he worked very quickly. So in 10 days he filmed Prey (Alien Prey in the U.S.) Prey is the story of an alien that lands on Earth, kills a pair of young lovers, takes the form of the man and infiltrates the lives of a lesbian couple that live nearby. Usually when a film is written as they go you can tell it but this isn't the case with Prey as nothing seems out of sync or like it doesn't belong. Starring Barry Stokes (of the excellent Spanish giallo/proto slasher The Corruption Of Chris Miller) as the alien and Sally Falkner (Vampyres) and Glory Annen (Felicity, the erotic film not the t.v. Show) as the lesbians. It is really quite fitting that Sally Falkner was also in Vampyres because to me, Prey plays out very much like a Larraz film from this period. Sex, danger, and death in a British country manor and in places, it is reminiscent of Larraz' fantastic film Symptoms. You know, plus an alien werewolf.
Listen to Hello! This Is The Doomed Show's episode of Symptoms here
Terror 1978
After Prey, Warren saw Suspiria. And unlike the rest of us he did something about it. The story goes that Warren and his cohorts made a list of some of their favorite scenes/situations from horror films and turned that list over to David McGillivray to make a script of it. Meanwhile Warren and his director of photography Les Young set about to make it with Suspiria in mind. And we know what that means. Gore, interesting camera setups and gel lighting! ( And for those less charitable folks a script that exists primarily to get us from set piece to set piece.) The film begins with a flashback to a witch putting a curse on those who are burning her at the stake. Except it's not a flashback at all it's a film that has just been finished and we are watching it at the wrap party. The director James (John Nolan) and his cousin Ann (Carolyn Courage) soon find out that the curse is very real as folks start dropping in brutal ways. There are some nice stalking scenes, a sweet little “girl's car strands her at a deserted cottage in the rain sequence with Chewbacca,' a film studio attacking a man and killing him in a very Argentoesque manner. In fact according to the documentary on the new Scorpion Releasing disc, Warren says that he got word that Argento himself saw the film, enjoyed it, and took an idea or two for Tenebre. High praise indeed. Terror hit me in all the right places. It even has Chewbacca.
See Richard's review on Terror here
And listen to our podcast episode on Terror here.
Inseminoid 1981
The long and short of it is that Inseminoid (A.K.A. Horror Planet) is Warren's Alien ripoff. It's low budget and it shows but there is really no pretense here. A group of archaeologists run into some trouble when one of their own is impregnated with an alien baby, goes insane, and starts murdering everyone. There is a good performance from Judy Geeson (A Candle For The Devil, Hammer's Fear In The Night) as the crazy pregnant person killing everyone, an okay performance from Stephanie Beacham (who after appearing in films from Hammer, Amicus, and Pete Walker, may have just been completing the set) and everyone else is okay to bad. Bad being Jennifer Ashley's performance as the leader of the archaeologists. She has some spectacularly bad line readings. This film out of the bunch seems to be a less personal than the rest. I mean, I enjoyed it despite it's flaws (mostly budgetary I think) with it's Alienish plot and perhaps a dash of Cronenberg's body horror thrown in but it didn't grab me like the other ones.
Bloody New Year 1987
Here we are at Mr. Warren's last full length horror film and folks it is a doozy. A group of kids get into it with some thugs at a carnival and escape in a boat only to crash land on a haunted island. And that's all I'm saying in regards to the plot. What I will say is that the special effects are crazy inventive for a low budget horror film. One in particular, which I won't spoil, is breathtaking. Once again despite the low budget, you get the feeling that Norman J. Warren loves film and filmmaking. In fact I thought of Paul Naschy while watching them because you get a sense that Warren was excited to be making films as a fan of the genre. That may be a stretch but it is the way it came across to me. It is a shame that his career ended here for the most part because Bloody New Year is a little gem of a mid 80's horror film. Think of a camp slasher mixed with The Shining and you have a starting point. Good stuff.
As usual Elizabeth and I ranked them:
Elizabeth
1. Terror
2. Bloody New Year
3. Prey
4. Satan's Slave
5. Inseminoid
Brad
1. Terror
2. Bloody New Year
3. Satan's Slave
4. Inseminoid
5. Prey
Note on my list: Satan's Slave easily had the 2nd spot on my list til we got to Bloody New Year. It edged it out. And Inseminoid, despite my non glowing mention above, barely edged out Prey because of Judy Geeson's very intense performance.
-Brad Hogue
Friday, June 8, 2012
Hello! This is the Doomed Show Episode 21 - Tales from the Crypt and Vault of Horror
What's that saying? A Jose in time saves nine. Oh yeah. Anyway, for this new Bradless episode of Hello! This is the Doomed Show, Jose Cruz joins me to discuss two anthology films at length. This is a spoiler enriched episode so make sure you've seen both the original Tales from the Crypt and Vault of Horror before you check out the episode. Listen to it or download it right here. And don't be frettin' yo, Brad will be back.
Don't forget to check out the episode archives if you haven't already!
Jose links!
Mephisto's Castle
Sinister Spotlight
The Grim Reader
Wednesday, April 4, 2012
Hello! This is the Doomed Show Episode #15 - Terror
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Monday, November 7, 2011
Hello! This is the Doomed Show - Episode 9: The Haunting Of Julia
I tried to have this episode out before Halloween but the universe interceded and it's just going up now. Brad and I discuss the excellent film, The Haunting of Julia, for what feels like an hour and 45 minutes. Oh wait, that's just how long we talk about it. We also give some favorite Halloween viewings we like to do every year to, you know, put us in the mood. And you'll be riveted or just plain disappointed by my tenuous connection to horror novelist Peter Straub. So... Listen or download here at Podomatic. Or download here at Mediafire.
Wednesday, October 19, 2011
Tales that Witness Madness
Tales that Witness Madness
Directed by Freddie Francis
1973
Starring Kim Novak, Georgia Brown, Joan Collins, Jack Hawkins, Suzy Kendall, Donald Pleasence
90 minutes
Professor Tremayne (played by Donald Pleasence) has been working on four of his toughest psychiatrist cases and he may just have had a breakthrough with these dang loonies. In the first case, a young boy named Paul (Russell Lewis) with crappy parents depends on his imaginary tiger for companionship. Or perhaps, his pet tiger isn’t imaginary after all. In the second case, Timothy (Peter McEnery), an antiques dealer, discovers an old portrait in his deceased aunt’s possessions named “Uncle Albert”. The portrait has the power to transport Timothy into the past. In the third case, Brian (Michael Jayston) brings home an old tree stump that he thinks will look good in the living room. His wife Bella (Joan Collins) suddenly finds herself competing for her husband’s affections. The final case involves a man who uses black magic and a cannibal rite to attain great spiritual powers for he and his voodoo princess mother.
I am not a big fan of anthology films but I have to admit that Tales that Witness Madness is rather good. Freddie Francis (The Creeping Flesh, Paranoiac) directs this kooky collection of horror tales. The first story is very obvious but satisfying. The second story is pretty awful. Suzy Kendall is as shrill and as ludicrous as always and the melodramatic script plays into her talents. The lovely and always sassy Joan Collins livens up the third segment which is just plain bizarre anyway. Another classy member of the cast is Kim Novak, the hostess of the party in the final story. She is very odd in this movie, playing things very shaky and nutty (probably not on purpose). The wraparound bits are a little weak but Pleasence is very good (as usual) and I love the white, sterile hallways of the asylum.
"Did Mozart have to deal with this shit?"
Sharon Stone?
"Richard? Richard? Come to bed, Richard!"
"It won't help if I explain it to you."
Thursday, October 13, 2011
Guest Blog: Pete Walkerthon Is On!
Recently, Elizabeth and I watched the horror/thriller films of British director Pete Walker in chronological order. We omitted Die Screaming Marianne (I find it boring) and The House of the Long Shadows because there doesn't seem to be a good copy of it and I don't think it would fit in thematically with the other films. Friday night we watched 1972's The Flesh and Blood Show, 1974's House of Whipcord, and 1974's Frightmare. Saturday morning we watched 1975's The Confessional/House of Mortal Sin, 1976's Schizo, and 1978's The Comeback.
The Flesh and Blood Show is a protoslasher based around a theater troupe in an old, deserted theater. It's a bit reminiscent of the giallo The Killer Reserved Nine Seats, although not as good in my opinion, and a respectable start to Pete's horror career (discounting Marianne). House of Whipcord is for all intents and purposes a women in prison film and is based around a general theme of conservative values run amok. This is the first film in which Pete worked with actress Sheila Keith forming a partnership not unlike Martin Scorsese and Robert DeNiro but perhaps more akin to James Whale and Boris Karloff. Perhaps in attempt to go the other way, Frightmare is a film centered on liberalism gone astray and is the tale of an older couple who have been let out of prison too soon with gruesome consequences. Sheila Keith also appears (it's her with a scary face on the cover), and while her monsters don't evoke sympathy in a way that Karloff's monsters do, she does demand your attention every time she is on screen.
Saturday we started with The Confessional, a film that Catholics should probably avoid (even though it has Stephanie Beacham!). It is the tale of a Catholic priest who uses his parishioners' confessions against them in his attempt to right their moral wrongs. It reminds me a bit of a lyric from the Belle and Sebastian song The State I Am In, “The priest in the booth had a photographic memory for all he had heard. He took all of my sins and he wrote a pocket novel called 'The State I Am In'”. Once again Sheila Keith appears, this time sporting a pair of Nick Fury glasses. Did I mention this film has Stephanie Beacham? Schizo is another pre-Halloween protoslasher. Peter Sellers' last wife, Lynne Frederick, stars as a newlywed ice skater being menaced by a figure from her past. Sheila Keith, sadly, is not in this, but Stephanie Beacham is. It's overlong but has a fantastic seance sequence and some fairly gory murders. The Comeback stars '60s pop idol Jack Jones as a singer who is trying to make, you guessed it, a comeback. The only thing standing in his way is a killer in an old lady mask and possible insanity. Sheila Keith makes a much welcomed return as his housekeeper.
*The lists pertain only to this viewing of the films
Elizabeth
1. Frightmare
2. The Comeback
3. The Confessional
4. House of Whipcord
5. Schizo
6. The Flesh and Blood Show
Brad
1. House of Whipcord
2. The Comeback
3. Frightmare
4. Schizo
5. The Confessional
6. The Flesh and Blood Show
In any event, I believe that Pete Walker's films are underrated and in need of a serious reevaluation. They serve as a nice bridge between Hammer films and the late 70s to early 80s slasher films.
Monday, September 12, 2011
Hello! This is the Doomed Show Episode 6: Symptoms
In this all new, all rad sixth episode of Hello! This is the Doomed Show, Brad and Richard discuss Symptoms by Jose Ramon Larraz. It stars Donald Pleasence's frickin' daughter, yo!
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Friday, July 30, 2010
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
Mystery solved: Bloodbath at the House of Death
So yesterday I asked for some help with a barely remembered horror movie and Matthew Coniam of Carfax Abbey stepped in and quickly solved the mystery for me. Armed with only my very vague impression of the beginning of the film, he was able to nail it instantly. Oh yeah, duh, the film is Bloodbath at the House of Death! Because Matthew did such a spectacular job in helping me reclaim a piece of my first childhood (I'm on on my third or fourth now), he gets a super great prize... an embarrassing picture of me slingin' some mad rhymes:
Obviously, if I had watched Bloodbath at the House of Death in its entirety, I might have noticed that it was a comedy; a riotously hilarious comedy. But then again, I was a pretty dumb kid so who knows? I'm shocked that the unforgettable slaughter in the first 5 minutes of the film actually scared me as a kid. When I look at it now, I can't help but laugh my ass off. Hell, I didn't even get far enough in the film to discover that Vincent Price (who I already freakin' loved at that young age) was in it and camps up all of his horror roles magnificently. I found the film online fairly easily last night but I will definitely be picking up the awesome British DVD ASAP.
Check out Matthew's awesome write up here!
And here's the opening slaughter sequence that scared me:
Thursday, January 21, 2010
Scream of Fear
The less I say about the plot of Scream of Fear the better. In short, someone is trying to drive wheelchair-bound Penny Appleby (played by the gorgeous Susan Strasberg) insane to get at her inheritance. This Hammer Studios production has plenty of atmosphere and some eerie moments. Frequent Hammer screenwriter Jimmy Sangster (Paranoiac) creates a grim storyline that is perfectly complimented by the black and white cinematography of Douglas Slocombe. There's a whole bunch of shocks, twists and melodramatics for your evil brain. Recommended.
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
I'd rather be watching movies...
The Boogeyman and I have a strange relationship. I have bought this movie three times. First, I got it in the form of a beat up VHS at a flea market. Then I got the Anchor Bay DVD with The Demonsville Terror on the flipside of the disc. Sold it for some reason. Then I bought it AGAIN the other day. Sigh. I don't know why I keep trying to part with this one. It is actually a great supernatural slasher flick with a very weird streak.
Next up is Satan's Slave from British trash master Norman J. Warren. This fabulous film from my birth year is 15 different kinds of trashy. If you're looking for something silly, gory, sleazy and doesn't make a whole lot of sense then check this one out.
We call it Torso but the Italian title translates to The Bodies Bear Traces of Carnal Violence. While this may not be Mr. Sergio Martino's best giallo, this one is probably his most entertaining. There's blood, there's nudity, and there's beautiful Italian scenery. Plus, Torso features one hell of a dropkick in the final showdown.
Monday, November 9, 2009
Die, Monster, Die!
Is that horror or glee on Suzan Farmer's face?
The unpacking continues as does National Novel Writing Month but I still find time for horror movies. While my collection is still in boxes waiting for proper shelving to be purchased and assembled, I did pick up Die, Monster, Die! with badass Boris Karloff for $3 at Big Lots the other day. I assumed that this film was one of Karloff's later cheapie efforts where his ailing health made him less of an asset and more of a setpiece.
Much to my delight, this Lovecraft-inspired film is incredibly atmospheric, is well acted by everyone involved and even has some good scares. Cinematography by Paul Beeson is especially impressive. Karloff is in fine form here as the head of the dying Witley family. Dude has a thing for glowing rocks. Freda Jackson, who is obscured behind black curtains during her entire screen time, is phenomenal as his ailing wife. Her scenes are chilling. Anyway, if you see this one gathering dust at your local Big Lots, grab it!
Saturday, September 5, 2009
The Legacy
The Legacy
Directed by Richard Marquand
Released: 1978
Starring Katharine Ross, Sam Elliott, Roger Daltrey, John Standing, Ian Hogg, Margaret Tyzack, Charles Gray, Lee Montague
Running Time: 102 minutes
Margaret Walsh (played by Katharine Ross) and her boyfriend Pete (Sam Elliott) run an interior design firm in San Francisco. They are invited to come to England to work on a project. Everything is very hush hush but the money is too good to refuse so they agree to the project. In jolly old England, they meet Jason Mountolive (played by John Standing) who invites them to stay at his mansion after they have a little motorcycle accident. Turns out he is this really ancient duder with some black magic powers and a coven of six people that Margaret is the newest member of. Suddenly, everyone starts dying in mysterious ways and yeah, that's the plot.
This horror movie has the lavish sets but not the gothic feel. The tone is further hampered by its romance novel whimsy. Sam Elliott is great and all and a gratuitous butt shot never hurt any actor's career, right? But he just seems completely out of place in every scene. I can't say I'm all about the Katharine Ross (The Stepford Wives) either. The rest of the cast is pretty stellar with lots of familiar faces from British cinema. Charles Gray from Rocky Horror Picture Show shows up, looks very suspicious and speaks in that insanely cool voice of his before dying spectacularly. Roger Daltrey makes the most of his death scene by taking it to comic proportions.
The Legacy has been avoiding me and now I see why. However, 1970s horror is alive and well in this one as the ancient evil gets hip to the Me Generation. There are some great moments and a couple of cool death scenes but much of this film is pretty bland and impossible to take seriously (which is normally a good thing). British director Richard Marquand would go on to bigger and better things but it's hard to believe this looked all that good on his resume. In the hands of a Spanish or Italian director with less than half the budget, we could have had something really special here. The ending is definitely interesting and makes evil seem like it could be pretty fun if you just keep on smiling.
Good luck getting past the wretched opening song. It's a big old 70s sub-AM turd called "Another Side of Me" by Kiki Dee. Some foolish mortal decided to include the credit sequence with the song up on Youtube. Bless/damn that person.




