Ladies and gentlemen, I ask you: what is horror? I'll tell you! Horror is Jennifer Lopez, Britney Spears, Madonna, Kelly Clarkson, and Mariah Carey. Chilling, eh? Over at the new Doomed Moviethon HQ, we subjected ourselves to 5 films in a row starring these true divas of the pop world. This was not a zombie splatter moviethon or another giallo meltdown. Oh no, that would have been much too easy, much too... entertaining. This was probably one of the most terrible things I've ever subjected myself, my friends, and my family to. You are all good and descent people. Do not make the mistakes I have made. Learn from my erroneous errors. And so, I present to you...
The Doomed Divas Moviethon
Man, that's just frightening.
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