Monday, October 7, 2024

THE INVASIAN: Kairo AKA Pulse (2001)

 

Michi (Kumiko Asô) is sent to her co-worker Taguchi’s apartment to retrieve some work files. He’s behaving very strangely and then hangs himself while she’s in the other room. Or did he? Was he a ghost before she even knocked on the door? Meanwhile, Ryosuke (Haruhiko Katô), a caveman college student decides to check out the Internet for the first time (to look for porn, presumably) and finds a website that asks him: “Do you want to meet a ghost?” 

Understandably creeped out, Ryosuke goes to computer science major Harue (Koyuki) to find out what the heck he’s stumbled upon. Things only get more mysterious from there as it turns out the Internet is haunted! Why are there waves of mass suicides happening all over Japan? What do these ghosts want and will humanity survive their revolt?

As everyone who lived through the 1990s knows, the only thing scarier than ghosts is dial-up. Director and writer Kiyoshi Kurosawa had already proved himself as a talented force to be reckoned with after films like Cure, Charisma, and Séance. Then he directed Pulse and it was a game changer. I can’t think of another film to compare this to other than Sion Sono’s Suicide Club but that’s unfair to both films. I can only futilely put two unique directors’ films next to each other and shrug my perilously Caucasian shoulders.

The wave of Japanese horror was already underway, with Ringu having come out just a few years earlier, but this masterful and very intelligent film has a lot to say about human nature and the dangers of technology. It’s almost as if Kurosawa had seen the future when he wrote this. Did people in 2001 already understand the malaise and the deception of connectivity that the Internet has given us?

Composer Takefumi Haketa creates one of the most oppressive, otherworldly, and deliriously terrifying scores I've ever heard. The single operatic female voice amidst all of the din is quite unsettling. Cinematographer Jun'ichirô Hayashi flawlessly creates spaces where humans are very low on the food chain and eloquently captures the dizzying loneliness and isolation of modern life. The cast are excellent and portray very likeable and very doomed characters that I immediately sympathize with. Despite their emotionally distant personality traits, I care what happens to these people. This is an apocalyptic movie that never forgets the little details. 

When people find out about my horror movie obsession, they often ask my wife this question: “What is the scariest movie that Richard ever showed you?” Her answer is always the same: Kairo. I would be remiss if I didn't mention her specific fear of this film which is how the ghosts move. Their slow motion and marionette-like movements freak her out. What Kurosawa understands perfectly in regards to scaring his audience is with how these spirits move through our world. Their alienness and weirdly perfect intangibility is terrifying. And while the technology onscreen may be dated, the message of this timeless classic is still the same: get off the fucking Internet. Be careful with this one, kids. Once the dread creeps in, it lingers.

Friday, October 4, 2024

THE INVASIAN: Over Your Dead Body (2014)

Takashi Miike is one easily one of my favorite directors of all time. Like the late, great Jess Franco, he is wildly prolific and has a unique style all his own. When I saw that Shout! Factory was releasing another one of his titles, I couldn’t have been more excited. While I don’t love everything he does, I always get to see something masterfully directed or at the very least, wildly bizarre, when I check in on this weird dude’s work.

Here’s the bare minimum of the plot because I don’t want to risk spoiling anything. While rehearsals for a lavish production of the famous Japanese ghost story, Yotsuya Kaidan*, are under way, lead actress Miyuki (Ko Shibasaki) suspects that her boyfriend and fellow actor Kosuke (Ebizô Ichikawa), is having an affair with a younger actress. As the storyline of the play grows darker, so does Miyuki’s obsession with keeping Kosuke by any means necessary.

Miike could easily pull off a film version of Yotsuya Kaidan and judging by his work directing theatre productions I’ve read about, he could just as easily do a stage production. In Over Your Dead Body, he kind of does both. He uses the framework of the old ghost story to blend his main characters’ descents into madness and nightmares with very pleasing results. The grotesque and over-the-top setpieces -with a dash of body horror thrown in for good measure- will make fans of horror manga very happy.

Screenwriter Kikumi Yamagishi also worked on Miike’s classic horror musical comedy hybrid, The Happiness of the Katakuris, and Hara-Kiri: Death of a Samurai. He’s a talented guy for sure but something is missing from Over Your Dead Body and I don’t know if it’s his writing, Miike’s direction, or Kenji Yamashita’s editing.

My biggest criticism of Over Your Dead Body is also a high compliment from me; I wish the film had been longer. Had there been just a bit more attention paid to the characterization of the actors in the play, this would be a stone cold classic. Their motivations and personalities are just too simple for me.

The dark beauty of the horror elements and the lavish spectacle of the play within the movie would mean even more if Miyuki, Kosuke, and the rest weren’t so thinly written. That being said, the film is loaded with enough style, scares, and Miike’s own brand of weirdness to make it worth your time. Recommended. 

*A great deal of the plot points of Yotsuya Kaidan is covered in Over Your Dead Body. I recommend the Wiki page to see what it’s all about or check out Nobuo Nakagawa's 1959 adaptation if you can find it.

Thursday, October 3, 2024

THE INVASIAN: Irezumi (1966)

  

Knowing that their families won’t approve of their relationship, Otsuya (Ayako Wakao) and her lover Shinsuke (Akio Hasegawa) elope one wintry night. While waiting for a blessing -and some cash- from her father, Otsuya is kidnapped and sold to a geisha house and her beau is nearly murdered by a goon hired by the man who was supposed to be their friend. Before you can say “human trafficking”, Tokubei (Asao Uchida), Otsuya’s conniving pimp, hires a master tattoo artist to give her a tattoo of a huge black widow spider on her back. He believes that this sick tatt will inspire her to bleed her clients dry and he’ll reap the rewards. But the bitchin’ ink works all too well as Otsuya soon begins to embody the frightening image emblazoned on her back.

While technically a drama, Irezumi is as close to being a horror movie as it can thanks to its brooding atmosphere and monstrous characters that barely pass as human beings. This film’s grim tone is no surprise since it comes from Yasuzô Masumura, director of Blind Beast (1969), one of the most harrowing and darkly kinky films of the 1960s, and writer Kaneto Shindô, who gave the world two horror masterpieces, Onibaba (1964) and The Black Cat (1968). Even though this film is quite tame regarding its depiction of onscreen sex and nudity, it has no shortage of a sort of horny malaise that settles over nearly all of its running time. On a personal note, “horny malaise” is a phrase that I’ve been wanting to type for the last decade or so but was too afraid to even attempt to consider saying publicly… until now!

The cast of this film (that no one ever called “a laugh riot” or a “feel-good picture”) are all top notch but this is Ayako Wakao’s show all the way. She really masters portraying a character that you feel pity for but who you also would not trust in a million years. Otsuya goes from a freewheeling goofus, who likes to feign being naïve until it gets her into trouble, to a cold-blooded dickhead so quickly that it immediately makes you wonder if the tattoo really does have some supernatural power. Also, all of the men are either completely terrible or total cowards or both. So it’s just like real life!

Irezumi is a triumph of hypnotic beauty thanks to the cinematography of Kazuo Miyagawa, who lensed freakin’ Rashomon (1950), and an eerie music score by frequent Masumura collaborator Hikaru Hayashi. But of course, a tale of ruined lives as lurid as this just has to get ugly. When the violence goes down in Irezumi, don’t expect a blood ballet of precise swipes of a samurai’s sword. What you get instead is ugly and brutal death and the painful reality that when it comes to knives and swords, human beings are notoriously stubborn when facing their own mortality. If you love period melodramas and you really hate people, then Irezumi is a film for you.

Wednesday, October 2, 2024

THE INVASIAN: Bloody Muscle Body Builder In Hell (1995)

I was very lucky to get to talk to my pal Bo Ransdell over at The Dark Parade podcast about the wacko and wildly entertaining freakfest known as Bloody Muscle Body Builder in Hell. It was great getting a chance to return to Asian horror after such a long time with Bo. Over years, he and I have discussed all of the Tomie films and almost all of the Whispering Corridors films. But this is an entirely different creature of a film. Check it out:

Tuesday, October 1, 2024

INV4SIAN

Well, it had to happen sometime. I could only neglect this blog for so many years before the guilt of ye good olde days would finally get me to start making actual content for this place. And what better way to force content out of this clunky bro than with an actual blog-a-thon? And which obsession of mine is strong enough to actually get me to make a whole bunch of posts? Asian cinema! Since this is my fourth Invasian series so therefore and thus, INV4SIAN is born!

This has been a pretty tough year for my wife and I, and I needed something to make me feel -as corny as it sounds- alive again. A change in perspective or just a renewal of what I love about movies is just what I need. Or both! As you already know, Asian cinema is so vast and so amazing that it's almost too much to comprehend. So, let me take another stab at covering all of it. Okay, perhaps not all of it. How about like 21 or 22 blog posts? Good? Awesome! See you tomorrow and the next day and the next day...