Tuesday, October 15, 2024

THE INVASIAN: Carved: The Slit-Mouthed Woman (2007)

 

The urban legend of a murderous ghost woman with a huge, horrible slash across her mouth and who wields a comedically large pair of scissors turns out to be true! This terrifying monster has been kidnapping children, but what is her motivation? If I’m going to be a villain in a horror movie, then I want a freakin’ earthquake to announce my presence to my victims like this lady. And that face! Who doesn’t love that face that gets burned into your mind when they finally show it?

Director and Jack-of-all-trades Kôji Shiraishi has been consistently churning out horror movies for years with Noroi: The Curse (2005) being his best work that I’ve seen. I love how he and screenwriter Naoyuki Yokota added depth to an already frightening, but one note urban legend. Even if the film’s plot elements of child abuse and child endangerment are difficult pills (or pairs of scissors) to swallow, they feel like they’re coming from a real place. While The Slit-Mouthed Woman is very unsettling, it’s more grim and depressing than scary. It’s definitely worth a watch, but be prepared to be bummed out afterwards.

Monday, October 14, 2024

THE INVASIAN: A Time Slip of 10000 Years: Prime Rose (1983)

  

Two huge pieces of land just disappear from both the United States and Japan. An alien who looks like Spock has transported the people living there 10,000 years into the future and is forcing them into slave labor. Now it’s up to the sword-swingin’ Emiya to rescue them! Is she up to this task? Not quite, but don’t worry. Once she gets her rigorous training from a master swordsman, she’s good to go. Also, there’s a dragon. I think.

Even though I just watched this, I really had to struggle just now to remember what it was about. Fan service, relentless plot silliness, lots of action, and an annoying sidekick make Prime Rose kinda fun. This film overstays its welcome for about 10 minutes or so, but it gives me that wistful false memory nostalgia I crave. If I had seen this back in the 90s when all that was available was bottom of the barrel crap at Blockbuster Video, I would most certainly have had a very warm space in my heart for it.

“Crud! Is this the end?”

In my continuing efforts to dig deep and mine more and more 1980s anime, I stumbled upon this minor gem -okay, gem might be too strong of a word- that I had never heard of. Prime Rose comes from Satoshi Dezaki, director of Grey Digital Target (1986) and a couple of the Urusei Yatsura feature films. This one was adapted from manga legend Osamu Tezuka’s 1982 story. The animation was handled by Magic Bus anime studio which has too many credits to even get into. Let’s just say you’ve very likely seen some of their work at some point.

Friday, October 11, 2024

THE INVASIAN: Limited Express (Has Gone?) - The Sound of Silence

One of my favorite bands to ever come out of Japan is Limited Express (Has Gone?). Since 1998, they have been churning out consistently great stuff. In December of 2020, they quietly put out their new mini-album called The Sound of Silence. Okay, it wasn’t done quietly at all. They released a brilliant 25-minute live concert event where they played the entire EP in a tricked-out art gallery while a cameraman ran around trying to keep up with the action. You can tell the band put A LOT of work into rehearsing for this performance and I find it impossible not to get swept up in the show. But wait, what the heck does this band even sound like? Well, I suppose the music they play is punk rock but the songs are just so spastic and odd that I don’t quite know how to describe it. There’s lot of screaming, a blaring saxophone, brilliant guitar playing, and a pummeling rhythm section that rarely lets up. Limited Express (Has Gone?) are just the right amount of relentless energy and quirky originality that I crave.

Thursday, October 10, 2024

THE INVASIAN: Wolf Guy (1975)

 

Who is Akira Inugami (Sonny Chiba)? Is he a private detective? Is he a deadly coin-thrower? Is he the last descendant of a race of vaguely wolf-like people? The answer to these questions is yes, definitely mostly kind of yes. Akira gets dragged into a bizarre case where men are being slashed to bits by an invisible assailant. His only lead is Miki (Etsuko Nami), a nightclub singer who was raped by a gang of dudes who gave her syphilis. One by one, her rapists are being mangled to death by what can only be described as a psychic tiger. This case leads Akira down a dangerous path when a group of scientists capture him and Miki, looking to exploit them for their unusual gifts. He escapes -How does he do it? Let’s just say that it takes guts!- and flees to the countryside to visit what’s left of his village. But where Wolf Guy goes, trouble always follows.

Where the hell did this come from? Oh duh! Wolf Guy is straight from the heady miasma of Toei’s disturbingly prolific production output of the mid-1970s. Sonny Chiba made 6 films and a TV series in 1975 and I’ll be damned if this isn’t the strangest. He’s absolutely not wasted here and he dominates the screen -as usual- while bringing this unusual character to life. Director Kazuhiko Yamaguchi certainly knew how to get the most out of his star especially since they collaborated several times before and after Wolf Guy. Etsuko Nami manages to wrangle some well-deserved screentime away from Chiba with her hypnotic performance as Miki, a woman whose life was destroyed by sexual violence and who is now spiraling out of control.

What really stands out in Wolf Guy is the score by composer- well, I don’t have a clue who did this gorgeous combination of fuzz guitar-laden funk and atmospheric synthesizer. According to IMDB, cinematographer Yoshio Nakajima shot 36 films in 14 years and certainly gives the viewers of Wolf Guy a lot of vibrant colors and kinetic madness to drool over. I have to wonder if screenwriter Kazumasa Hirai -and creator of the character Akira Kazumasa- was happy with the final product onscreen here. Toei producer Toru Yoshida hints in an interview in this release that he was not. But screw that! Wolf Guy is a howling good time!

While I’ve never read the source material, Wolf Guy captures the wild, anything goes spirit of manga itself and is a helluva good watch for Japanese cult film aficionados. This forgotten oddity will certainly be a title I reach for when I want to confuse guests on a Saturday night. The really extreme exploitation elements, a very brief rape sequence and some real surgery footage, are never cranked up to levels that make for uncomfortable viewing. And the superb pacing of this film is such that I didn’t want the film to be over once the credits started rolling. I can’t wait to watch Wolf Guy again!

Wednesday, October 9, 2024

THE INVASIAN: The Chinese Boxer (1970)

 

After being expelled from his kung-fu school for being a total suckass, Diao (Hsiung Chao) returns from Japan having trained in Judo for several years. His goal is to destroy the school and start his own (with a gambling house next door as a side hustle). Luckily, the master of the school beats Diao’s ass and sends him on his way. But Diao ain’t done yet. He returns with Kitashima (Lieh Lo), a deadly fighter and a total psychopath, and some of his brutally cruel and highly skilled Judo cohorts. They kill or maim just about everyone in the school including the master. Lei Ming (Jimmy Wang Yu) isn’t the only survivor of this slaughter, but he’s the only one willing and able to stand up to Diao and his thugs. Lei spends months training his body to build up the mad skillz he needs to funk stuff up. Fellas! Fellas, please! Can’t we just talk things over?

The legendary actor Jimmy Wang Yu had already starred in over a dozen films before stepping into the director’s chair for this one. Does he succeed as both the lead and the director for this film? Yes. Big YES. I’m glad that I finally got around to The Chinese Boxer (1970), one of the most influential martial arts films of all time. It starts off deceptively tame (except for that rape scene - yikes!), especially if you are more accustomed to the wilder excesses that kung-fu cinema would explore by the mid to late 1970s. But fear not, The Chinese Boxer gets plenty crazy before the final showdown pops off. There’s a ton of bloody fight scenes all lovingly photographed by Shan Hua, who would go on to direct some bizarre stuff like Infra-Man (1975) and Kung-fu Zombie (1981).